Don’t forget that the newest volume in the Series of Unfortunate Events, Book the 9th: The Carnivorous Carnival goes on sale tomorrow, the 29th of October. I will, quite naturally, be one of the first to buy it. You will, quite naturally, be stuck wondering in awe at my superiority and coolness.

Also, I got my LSAT score on Saturday. I think I will apply to the following schools:

  1. Hamburger U.
  2. Chick-fil-A University
  3. Starbucks Academy

With my score, I might just have a chance of getting in.

NP: The Autumns, The Garden Ends