{"id":88,"date":"2003-09-17T23:01:34","date_gmt":"2003-09-18T07:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jokeofalltrades.com\/root\/?p=88"},"modified":"2003-09-17T23:01:34","modified_gmt":"2003-09-18T07:01:34","slug":"and-hes-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/2003\/09\/17\/and-hes-off\/","title":{"rendered":"And he&#8217;s off!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nGoodbye, world. I&#8217;m leaving you for greener pastures, bluer skies, and fresher air&#8212;in a word, Seattle. I&#8217;ll be gone a week (don&#8217;t even think of stealing my stuff&#8212;my mean and nasty roommate has sharp teeth and claws to chase away any would-be baddies). I&#8217;m going SCUBA diving on Monday at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ci.edmonds.wa.us\/Discovery_Programs%20Website\/Underwater_Park.html\">Edmonds Underwater Park<\/a>, so if I don&#8217;t return, you might check there. The water is supposed to be a balmy 50&deg; F&hellip; I&#8217;m so excited.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lemonysnicket.com\/\">Lemony Snicket<\/a> Day approaches. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lemonysnicket.com\/books_slippery.html\"><i>Book the Tenth: The Slippery Slope<\/i><\/a> is out on Tuesday&#8212;don&#8217;t forget!\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&hellip;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.law.yale.edu\/\">Yale<\/a> finally got around to rejecting me today. It hasn&#8217;t <em>quite<\/em> been a year since I applied.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&hellip;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<strong>Note to self<\/strong>: Beauties board trains in Tenleytown.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"np\">\nNP: In Grid, <i>Tu Es Foutu<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodbye, world. I&#8217;m leaving you for greener pastures, bluer skies, and fresher air&#8212;in a word, Seattle. I&#8217;ll be gone a week (don&#8217;t even think of stealing my stuff&#8212;my mean and nasty roommate has sharp teeth and claws to chase away any would-be baddies). I&#8217;m going SCUBA diving on Monday at Edmonds Underwater Park, so if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}