{"id":79,"date":"2003-08-25T21:08:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T05:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jokeofalltrades.com\/root\/?p=79"},"modified":"2003-08-25T21:08:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-26T05:08:00","slug":"bleh-title-schmitle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/2003\/08\/25\/bleh-title-schmitle\/","title":{"rendered":"Bleh. Title Schmitle."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nToday was a day I really could have (and would have) used a shoulder to cry on. Thank you, World, for not allowing me such a crutch. I&#8217;m sure, in some mysterious and indescribable way, I&#8217;m a better man for being alone. And I&#8217;m sure that, years down the road when the sun shines for a day on my life, I will look back upon today as a turning point or a genesis. Because, after all, that&#8217;s the sort of irrational and idiotic faith in the nature of nature that we&#8217;re taught as small, irrational and idiotic children to adopt, and who am I to disagree? Nobody, that&#8217;s who. Nobody.\n<\/p>\n<blockquote cite=\"Hermaphroditus, by Algernon Charles Swinburne\">\n<p class=\"verse\">\n&nbsp;&nbsp;Of all things tired thy lips look weariest,<br \/>\nSave the long smile that they are wearied of.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"author\">\nSwinburne, from <i>Hermaphroditus<\/i>\n<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"np\">\nNP: silence, finally<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a day I really could have (and would have) used a shoulder to cry on. Thank you, World, for not allowing me such a crutch. I&#8217;m sure, in some mysterious and indescribable way, I&#8217;m a better man for being alone. And I&#8217;m sure that, years down the road when the sun shines for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}