{"id":65,"date":"2003-06-18T00:41:41","date_gmt":"2003-06-18T08:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jokeofalltrades.com\/root\/?p=65"},"modified":"2003-06-18T00:41:41","modified_gmt":"2003-06-18T08:41:41","slug":"am-i-supposed-to-read-this-drivel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/2003\/06\/18\/am-i-supposed-to-read-this-drivel\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I supposed to read this drivel?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>WELCOME TO JOKEOFALLTRADES (JoAT) v2.3!!<\/h3>\n<p>\nI&#8217;ve finally done it. I&#8217;ve gotten rid of that horrid page I designed three months ago and have replaced it with something slightly less horrid. I hope you like it. At least, I hope you dislike it less than the last version. Over the next few days, I&#8217;ll convert the rest of the site to conform to the new format, with a few additional changes in places to keep things lively. Oh, I <em>do<\/em> hope you like it!\n<\/p>\n<p>\nJoAT v2.2 offers the following advantages over its predecessor:\n<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It looks prettier<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s more customizable<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s easier to maintain<\/li>\n<li>It makes me happier<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\n&hellip;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nEh. None of that is actually true. There is no JoAT v2.3. This is plain ol&#8217; JoAT v2.2, only older. The only thing new here is my half-hearted resolve to occasionally post some vague and toothless thoughts about this thing I nominally call my life.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBecause the entirety of my conscious life is now spent at work, and because I have no regular outside hobbies, passions, activities or pursuits, I don&#8217;t have a whole heap to talk about. I&#8217;m sorry if you somehow stumbled across this page and actually spent valuable time reading any of this, but I really can&#8217;t be held responsible for your stupidity. Unless perhaps if you were a student of mine. Then you can probably blame a large portion of your stupidity on me. But I&#8217;m sure you deserved it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<em>Anywho<\/em>, I&#8217;m back, for now. Go forth and celebrate.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"np\">\nNP: Garmarna, <i>En G&aring;ng Ska Han Gr&aring;ta [One Day He&#8217;ll Cry]<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WELCOME TO JOKEOFALLTRADES (JoAT) v2.3!! I&#8217;ve finally done it. I&#8217;ve gotten rid of that horrid page I designed three months ago and have replaced it with something slightly less horrid. I hope you like it. At least, I hope you dislike it less than the last version. Over the next few days, I&#8217;ll convert the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}