{"id":60,"date":"2002-10-28T11:33:39","date_gmt":"2002-10-28T19:33:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jokeofalltrades.com\/root\/?p=60"},"modified":"2002-10-28T11:33:39","modified_gmt":"2002-10-28T19:33:39","slug":"lemony-snicket-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/2002\/10\/28\/lemony-snicket-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Lemony Snicket Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nDon&#8217;t forget that the newest volume in the Series of Unfortunate Events, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/0064410129\/qid=1035822349\/sr=1-2\/ref=sr_1_2\/102-0378285-8549733?v=glance\"><i>Book the 9th: The Carnivorous Carnival<\/i><\/a> goes on sale tomorrow, the 29th of October. I will, quite naturally, be one of the first to buy it. You will, quite naturally, be stuck wondering in awe at my superiority and coolness.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAlso, I got my <acronym title=\"Law School Admissions Test\">LSAT<\/acronym> score on Saturday. I think I will apply to the following schools:\n<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Hamburger U.<\/li>\n<li>Chick-fil-A University<\/li>\n<li>Starbucks Academy<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>\nWith my score, I might just have a chance of getting in.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"np\">\nNP: The Autumns, <i>The Garden Ends<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t forget that the newest volume in the Series of Unfortunate Events, Book the 9th: The Carnivorous Carnival goes on sale tomorrow, the 29th of October. I will, quite naturally, be one of the first to buy it. You will, quite naturally, be stuck wondering in awe at my superiority and coolness. Also, I got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}