{"id":51,"date":"2002-09-24T13:56:04","date_gmt":"2002-09-24T21:56:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jokeofalltrades.com\/root\/?p=51"},"modified":"2002-09-24T13:56:04","modified_gmt":"2002-09-24T21:56:04","slug":"a-world-of-minor-irritations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/2002\/09\/24\/a-world-of-minor-irritations\/","title":{"rendered":"A World of Minor Irritations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nTwo days ago, in a fit of unrivaled clumsiness and stupidity, I managed to give myself a rather painful paper cut&#8212;on my eyeball. Please don&#8217;t ask me how I did it; the memories are far too embarrassing to relive. Trust, though, that YES it <strong>is<\/strong> possible to get a paper cut on one&#8217;s eyeball and YES it <strong>does<\/strong> hurt quite a bit. It is still quite bothersome today.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI am consoled, however, by my receipt yesterday of a package from Germany. My Bl&uuml;mchen CD arrived; for $10 I received an ultra-rare <i>Verliebt Goldedition<\/i> double CD and a bonus <i>Blaue Augen<\/i> single, shipping <em>included<\/em> (thank you, Bastian). I&#8217;ve been dancing all day. I think the people on the train this morning were somewhat annoyed&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"np\">\nNP: Bl&uuml;mchen, <i>Achterbahn<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two days ago, in a fit of unrivaled clumsiness and stupidity, I managed to give myself a rather painful paper cut&#8212;on my eyeball. Please don&#8217;t ask me how I did it; the memories are far too embarrassing to relive. Trust, though, that YES it is possible to get a paper cut on one&#8217;s eyeball and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-51","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}