{"id":14,"date":"2002-04-26T20:04:31","date_gmt":"2002-04-27T04:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jokeofalltrades.com\/root\/archives\/2002\/04\/26\/wrong-way-do-not-enter\/"},"modified":"2025-10-19T09:20:19","modified_gmt":"2025-10-19T15:20:19","slug":"wrong-way-do-not-enter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/2002\/04\/26\/wrong-way-do-not-enter\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Way Do Not Enter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2002\/04\/oneway.jpg\" alt=\"[img] ah, life! Image of many One Way road signs pointing different directions\" width=\"415\" height=\"315\" class=\"oneway alignnone size-full wp-image-182\" srcset=\"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2002\/04\/oneway.jpg 415w, https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2002\/04\/oneway-300x228.jpg 300w, https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2002\/04\/oneway-150x114.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"caption\">\n[Photo courtesy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3BP.com\">3BP.com<\/a>]\n<\/p>\n<p>\nSometimes I feel as if any turn I make will be a mistake. Sometimes I feel like running away to Monaco. Sometimes includes today.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"np\">\nNP: Monaco, <i>What Do You Want From Me?<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Photo courtesy 3BP.com] Sometimes I feel as if any turn I make will be a mistake. Sometimes I feel like running away to Monaco. Sometimes includes today. NP: Monaco, What Do You Want From Me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":186,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}