{"id":118,"date":"2006-05-11T07:42:45","date_gmt":"2006-05-11T15:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jokeofalltrades.com\/?p=118"},"modified":"2025-10-24T10:10:30","modified_gmt":"2025-10-24T16:10:30","slug":"she-gave-me-flowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/2006\/05\/11\/she-gave-me-flowers\/","title":{"rendered":"She gave me flowers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/05\/P5110003.jpg\" alt=\"Emmy gave me lovely yellow tulips.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\nEmmy gave me tulips Tuesday because&hellip; well, because she&#8217;s wonderful like that.\n<\/p>\n<p class=\"np\">\nNP: Colin Hay, <i>Beautiful World<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Emmy gave me tulips Tuesday because&hellip; well, because she&#8217;s wonderful like that. NP: Colin Hay, Beautiful World<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1344,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/1344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaelhoke.name\/oldblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}