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\nI have a very short attention span, so it is often somewhat difficult to communicate effectively with me. I am aware of my failings, and often try to fix them, but I get distracted rather easily and forget what I had been doing.\n<\/p>\n

\nIf you want to hold a sustained conversation with me, your best bet is to call me. My phone number is: (303) 242-1086. Of course, I’ll be at work and unable to talk most of the day, but you might get lucky in the evenings.\n<\/p>\n

\nIf you have important information<\/strong> you want me to have\/know, you should email me at Michael.Hoke@gmail.com<\/a>. I check my email rather regularly. I don’t respond<\/em> very quickly or often, but I do read it. If you want a prompt response, tell me explicitly—or write someone else. It’s not that I don’t care<\/em>, it’s just that I’m lazy<\/em>.\n<\/p>\n

\nIf you’re feeling thoroughly adventurous and\/or sympathetic, I love<\/strong> snail-mail. Send me a letter. Hand-written is best, but I’ll take what I can get. My address is:\n<\/p>\n

\nMichael Hoke
\n2449 Uinta St.
\nDenver, CO 80238
\nUSA\n<\/p>\n

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