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		<title>We have moved.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our worldly possessions have been packed and are shipping out to Denver, and we are no longer residents of Massachusetts. From now on, we reside at: 2449 Uinta St. Denver, CO 80238 We are traveling out of the country until June 27, but after that date, we will both have new mobile phone numbers: Michael&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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Our worldly possessions have been packed and are shipping out to Denver, and we are no longer residents of Massachusetts. From now on, we reside at:
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<a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&#038;source=s_q&#038;hl=en&#038;geocode=&#038;q=2449+Uinta+St,+Denver,+CO+80238&#038;sll=42.333851,-71.122892&#038;sspn=0.007249,0.013819&#038;ie=UTF8&#038;ll=39.75336,-104.893169&#038;spn=0.007539,0.013819&#038;z=16&#038;iwloc=A">2449 Uinta St.<br />
Denver, CO 80238</a>
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We are traveling out of the country until June 27, but after that date, we will both have new mobile phone numbers:
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Michael&#8217;s mobile: (303) 242-1086<br />
Emmy&#8217;s mobile: (303) 550-5669</p>
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		<title>Math Vids</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing says &#8220;fun and exciting&#8221; to me quite like videos about math and mathematicians. And lately, I&#8217;ve been experiencing a lot of fun and excitement watching the two videos linked below. Both are chopped into several pieces, all of which are linked below. The first is a fantastic lecture on &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221; by [...]]]></description>
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Nothing says &#8220;fun and exciting&#8221; to me quite like videos about math and mathematicians.  And lately, I&#8217;ve been experiencing a lot of fun and excitement watching the two videos linked below.  Both are chopped into several pieces, all of which are linked below.  The first is a fantastic lecture on &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221; by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Timothy_Gowers">Timothy Gowers</a>, a professor of mathematics at Cambridge University.  In this lecture, he gives some surprisingly simple but elegant illustrations for non-mathematicians of the beauty and aesthetic charm of some good mathematics.  It is a rather rewarding lecture, and is currently available on YouTube in eight (8) parts:
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<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsIJN4YMZZo">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyqiEMilyns">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 2</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVgoHb73i7U">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszlWrvyxPc">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 4</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjA8S82Q810">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 5</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ivoaFLQ4vM">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 6</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnXiCwI78wY">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 7</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRfVYpaGtvQ">Timothy Gowers, &#8220;The Importance of Mathematics&#8221;, Part 8</a></li>
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The second video I recently watched and enjoyed is a short documentary about <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wiles">Andrew Wiles</a>&#8217; proof of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermat%27s_Last_Theorem">Fermat&#8217;s Last Theorem</a>.  Watch the introduction, see Professor Wiles almost break down in describing his discovery, and be hooked.  This video is also available on YouTube in five parts:
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<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiGOxGEbaik">UKTV Documentary, &#8220;Fermat&#8217;s Last Theorem&#8221;, Part 1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZliJKFWzLYw">UKTV Documentary, &#8220;Fermat&#8217;s Last Theorem&#8221;, Part 2</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lYL9B_rfrY">UKTV Documentary, &#8220;Fermat&#8217;s Last Theorem&#8221;, Part 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXkES1bY0SI">UKTV Documentary, &#8220;Fermat&#8217;s Last Theorem&#8221;, Part 4</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WTcZr-_PWM">UKTV Documentary, &#8220;Fermat&#8217;s Last Theorem&#8221;, Part 5</a></li>
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<p class="np">
NP: Modest Mouse, <i>Neverending Math Equations</i></p>
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		<title>SHE SAID YES!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 16:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I asked, and she assented. What a beautiful, beautiful world.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I asked, and she assented. What a beautiful, beautiful world.</p>
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		<title>Lemony Goodness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:16:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not going to lie. I read children&#8217;s books. I enjoy reading children&#8217;s books. And I am not ashamed. I am so not ashamed that I made myself a shirt: The line is the motto of a secret organization of noble volunteers in the Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. It is also, incidentally, [...]]]></description>
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I&#8217;m not going to lie. I read children&#8217;s books. I <em>enjoy</em> reading children&#8217;s books. And I am not ashamed. I am so not ashamed that I made myself a shirt:
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<p><a href="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/v/Miscellany/2006-12-07_Lemony_Snicket_Stuff/QuietTShirt.jpg.html"><img src="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/d/728-2/QuietTShirt.jpg" title="[A picture of the Lemony-Snicket-related t-shirt I had made: It says 'The world is quiet here'.] [30k]"/></a></p>
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The line is the motto of a secret organization of noble volunteers in the <i>Series of Unfortunate Events</i> by <a href="http://www.lemonysnicket.com/">Lemony Snicket</a>. It is also, incidentally, eerily reminiscent of the first line of a <a href="http://rpo.library.utoronto.ca/poem/2084.html">poem by Swinburne</a> that Snicket quoted in the tenth book.
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It seems that my girlfriend Emmy is also not (entirely) ashamed of my reading habits. About two weeks ago, we went to paint pottery at a place here in Cambridge. I painted a thoroughly unartistic and unimpressive teacup, but Emmy made me the loveliest mug I&#8217;ve ever seen:
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<p><a href="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/v/Miscellany/2006-12-07_Lemony_Snicket_Stuff/MugFront.jpg.html"><img src="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/d/730-2/MugFront.jpg" title="[A picture of the front of the mug Emmy made me] [28k]" /></a><a href="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/v/Miscellany/2006-12-07_Lemony_Snicket_Stuff/MugBack.jpg.html"><img src="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/d/732-2/MugBack.jpg" title="[A picture of the back of the mug Emmy made me] [25k]" /></a></p>
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Doesn&#8217;t she rock?
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NP: The Gothic Archies, <i>Smile! No One Cares How You Feel</i></p>
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		<title>The Trial of Socrates</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What leads a convalescent city, in need of heroes and role models, to execute its wisest and most famous citizen? And why would that citizen participate willingly and hasten his demise? Athens was a city in decline. Its hegemony had been eclipsed by that of Sparta, and its spirit was flagging. It had suffered a [...]]]></description>
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What leads a convalescent city, in need of heroes and role models, to execute its wisest and most famous citizen? And why would that citizen participate willingly and hasten his demise?
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Athens was a city in decline. Its hegemony had been eclipsed by that of Sparta, and its spirit was flagging. It had suffered a terrible defeat at Aegospotami by the Lacedaemonians, and its democratic ideals had been severely circumscribed by thirty tyrants who controlled the city for almost a year. Many of Athens&#8217; heroes had been disgraced, perhaps most notably Alcibiades.[<a id="Socratesanchor1"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote1">1</a>] Athenian supremacy was no longer certain, and the traditional ideals were everywhere being challenged. <em>Sacrifices</em> were necessary to regain the graces of the gods.
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At the beginning of the fourth century B.C.E., Socrates was charged with impiety and corruption of the youth. Socrates was an ugly,[<a id="Socratesanchor2"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote2">2</a>] stubborn sage who walked without shoes, fought bravely in battle and taught students in the marketplace. He was offensive in nearly every aspect. He was, by his own admission, unpopular among the major public figures of the time,[<a id="Socratesanchor3"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote3">3</a>] principally because he adopted the practice of demonstrating publicly that the reputedly wise knew far less than they claimed. He embarrassed politicians, craftsmen and poets, and degraded Athens&#8217; most prominent citizens. Socrates was a novelty, an entirely new type of common man who defied the vestiges of nobility among the aristocracy.[<a id="Socratesanchor4"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote4">4</a>] Socrates was an archetype of the new Athenian, a convenient symbol of the ascendancy of reason over charm and force. Indeed, Aristophanes&#8217; famous lampoon of Socrates had little of the actual man in it&#8212;with the exception, perhaps, of his unsightliness&#8212;but used him as a symbol of the philosopher, ascribing to him (remarkably reasonable) naturalistic philosophies and suggesting he collected fees for his teaching.[<a id="Socratesanchor5"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote5">5</a>] But why would a citizen of Athens unknown to Socrates bring a public suit against him, seeking his death as punishment, and how could a jury of over 500 citizens decide to impose such a penalty?
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In answering this question, we are faced with a problem: most of our primary <em>evidence</em> of the trial comes from two students of Socrates, Plato and Xenophon; the former was the nephew of Critias, the head of the Thirty, and the latter fought against Athens. Xenophon&#8217;s account of the trial aftermath is a report of someone else&#8217;s report; the record before us is hearsay composed of hearsay, and the principal authors had an interest in the dispute. We cannot put to test the testimonial capacities of the witnesses, we cannot question their memory of the events, we cannot effectively challenge their sincerity or honesty. And indeed, Socrates faced similar problems at his trial. He had been regularly &#8220;accused&#8221; in the public sphere for many years before charges were brought against him. Aristophanes&#8217; play <i>Clouds</i> was produced almost twenty-five years before the trial. As Socrates says of his old public accusers in Plato&#8217;s account of the trial, &#8220;one cannot bring one of them into court or refute him; one must simply fight with shadows, as it were, in making one&#8217;s defence [<i>sic</i>], and cross-examine when no one answers.&#8221;[<a id="Socratesanchor6"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote6">6</a>] If Plato may be given credence, Socrates simply denied the truth of these public slanders, and explained how his reputation might have arisen. Socrates suggests that the very people who have been embarrassed by his questioning sling out of bitterness insults that are available against all philosophers.
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Socrates was able to cross-examine his new accuser Meletus, but he did not test his capacities as a <em>witness</em>. Socrates had been charged with impiety and corruption of the youth, and his examination of Meletus suggested merely that he <em>did not understand the charges</em>.[<a id="Socratesanchor7"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote7">7</a>]  Meletus was never questioned about his recollection of particular events, or about his sincerity in recounting them. His honesty was impugned, but not for telling lies about the facts; Socrates claimed that Meletus brought the charges either to test the jury or because he couldn&#8217;t come up with any true wrongdoing with which to accuse Socrates. Socrates did point out that Meletus failed to bring witnesses to attest to any harmful teachings, but whatever evidence <em>was</em> introduced against Socrates seems to have gone largely untested.
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Unfortunately, we have little indication of what evidence might have been presented. Still, we might surmise what could have persuaded a jury of Athenian citizens to convict Socrates. Voltaire suggests that Socrates&#8217; death was orchestrated by a couple of scheming public officials who feared that Socrates could expose their corruption;[<a id="Socratesanchor8"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote8">8</a>] this idea is not without support in Plato&#8217;s account. But this explanation of the prosecution is insufficient, as it fails to suggest why the <em>jury</em> would uphold such charges. The contention must be either that many in the jury were themselves fearful of Socrates, or that there was evidence that charges had some legal merit to them.[<a id="Socratesanchor9"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote9">9</a>] Most likely, members of the jury perceived Socrates as a real danger, or perhaps as a <em>symptom</em> of worrisome cultural change. Few could ignore that two of Socrates&#8217; students (Critias and Charmides) were among the chief oligarchs placed in power by the Spartans, or the defection of Socrates&#8217; favorite Alcibiades, or Xenophon&#8217;s opposition to Athens during the war. But even more than this, Socrates may have been seen as a repudiation of Athenian honor and tradition.[<a id="Socratesanchor10"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote10">10</a>] Through his dialectic, Socrates challenged Athenian beliefs about the gods,[<a id="Socratesanchor11"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote11">11</a>] about the very nature of piety and honor, <em>and left them with no counter-argument</em> except to silence him. Socrates posed a danger to tradition; conveniently, he was also a very public exemplar of the dialectician, and made for a fitting sacrifice to the gods, to Athenian tradition. As to the actual charges: it is an easy equivocation between viewing Socratic dialectic as a danger to spiritual traditions and believing that Socrates was himself impious, whatever that might have meant. Moreover, Socrates himself admitted that he influenced the youth to follow his example;[<a id="Socratesanchor12"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote12">12</a>] if his example is anathema, there is little question of his corruption of the youth.
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What defense could Socrates possibly mount in the face of such charges? Surprisingly, he didn&#8217;t directly challenge either charge. He admitted that he experienced a divine sign, essentially affirming the charge that he introduced new gods. His only real defense to the charge of corrupting the youth was the claim that he himself would suffer if he made his neighbors worse, and so would never intentionally do so. He never refuted the claim that his conduct was corrupting, except to point to a lack of evidence. Even worse, he repeatedly reminded the jury that few people would complain if he were eliminated.[<a id="Socratesanchor13"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote13">13</a>] If the jury wanted to render an <em>acceptable</em> verdict, it could hardly go wrong by convicting him. But he did give two reasons supporting acquittal. First, he argued that his accusers brought the charges in bad faith. Second, he offered an alternative <em>narrative</em>&#8212;rather than being a symptom of Athens&#8217; decline, he put himself forward as a <em>cure</em>. He argued that his challenge to tradition was good and healthy for the city. He said, &#8220;Indeed, gentlemen, I am far from making a defence [<i>sic</i>] now on my own behalf, as might be thought, but on yours, to prevent you from wrongdoing by mistreating the god&#8217;s gift to you in condemning me; for if you kill me you will not easily find another like me.&#8221;[<a id="Socratesanchor14"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote14">14</a>] He compared his role in questioning the citizens to a gadfly that stirs a sluggish horse to action. He spurred his interlocutors to recognize their faults and to exercise some humility with respect to them. This, he argued, would make them better citizens. Thus, he put before the jury the question of whether they recognized the service he performed for the city&#8217;s benefit.
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In a sense, the trial had been going on for decades, and Athens finally had occasion to render a decision. The question put before the jury was whether Athens wanted to encourage this new mode of examined life, or to cling to the old ways. The dikastic courts were not well suited to weigh arguments&#8212;no time was allotted for deliberation&#8212;but it could render the judgment of the Athenian people. They voted for death. Plato later doubted the wisdom of putting such a question to the jury: &#8220;[H]e may be the physician who is tried by a jury of children.  He cannot say that he has procured the citizens any pleasure, and if any one charges him with perplexing them, or with reviling their elders, he will not be able to make them understand that he has only been actuated by a desire for their good.&#8221;[<a id="Socratesanchor15"></a><a class="anchornumber" href="#Socratesnote15">15</a>] But Socrates knew going into the trial that he faced such a problem. He intentionally avoided saying things he knew would persuade the jury to find for him. For Socrates, death was preferable to any judgment that left him unable to continue his mission to challenge the reputedly wise. The jury told him that it would be unacceptable for him to continue, so Socrates drank the hemlock.
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<h4>Notes</h4>
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[<a id="Socratesnote1"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor1">1</a>] Alcibiades was for some time during the Peloponnesian war a popular and successful Athenian general. During the campaign in Sicily, however, he was charged with destruction of religious artifacts and profanation of the Mysteries. He defected to Sparta; in his absence, his enemies had him condemned to death and confiscated his property. When the Thirty were overthrown, he was welcomed back to Athens under the general amnesty.
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[<a id="Socratesnote2"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor2">2</a>] <i>See</i> <a href="http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au/london2002/december2002/18dec2002b/mvc-007f.jpg">Exhibit A</a> submitted into evidence: a copy of a photograph of a Roman copy of a Greek statue of Socrates sculpted several years after his death. Surely, such evidence is admissible? Photo credit: Lachlan Cranswick, <a href="http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au/london2002/december2002/18dec2002b/">http://lachlan.bluehaze.com.au/london2002/december2002/18dec2002b/</a>. The statue is from the British Museum, London.
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[<a id="Socratesnote3"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor3">3</a>] &#8220;[Y]ou know that what I said earlier is true, that I am very unpopular with many people. This will be my undoing, if I am undone&hellip;.&#8221; Plato, <i>Apology</i> 28a, tr. G.M.A. Grube.
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[<a id="Socratesnote4"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor4">4</a>] Diogenes Laertius suggest that Socrates was the first philosopher to teach rhetoric, and the first to discourse on the conduct of life. He cites both Favorinus and Idomenus for the first proposition. Diogenes Laertius, <i>Lives of Eminent Philosophers</i> II.20, tr. R.D. Hicks.
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[<a id="Socratesnote5"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor5">5</a>] Socrates denied the charge that he collected fees, and there is no record beyond Aristophanes for ascribing the naturalistic ideas to Socrates. Some might view the charge that Socrates made the worse argument appear to be the better as a fair charge against the man.
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[<a id="Socratesnote6"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor6">6</a>] Plato, <i>Apology</i> 18d, tr. G.M.A. Grube.
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[<a id="Socratesnote7"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor7">7</a>] Plato&#8217;s dialogue Euthyphro is devoted to Socrates&#8217; search for the meaning of piety, principally for use in his defense against Meletus. He came up empty-handed. &#8220;[Y]ou have cast me down from a great hope I had, that I would learn from you the nature of the pious and the impious and so escape Meletus&#8221; indictment&hellip;.&#8221; Plato, <i>Euthyphro</i> 15e&#8211;16, tr. G.M.A. Grube.
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[<a id="Socratesnote8"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor8">8</a>] <i>See</i> Voltaire, <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext03/socra10.txt"><i>Socrates</i>, tr. and adapted by Frank J. Morlock (2000)</a>.
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[<a id="Socratesnote9"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor9">9</a>] Actually, there is a third possibility: that the jury is simply capricious or easily duped. Hence Hermogenes says in <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext98/aplgy10.txt">Xenophon&#8217;s Apology (tr. H.G. Dakyns)</a>: &#8220;Do you not see, Socrates, how often Athenian juries are constrained by arguments to put quite innocent people to death, and not less often to acquit the guilty, either through some touch of pity excited by the pleadings, or that the defendant had skill to turn some charming phrase?&#8221;
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[<a id="Socratesnote10"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor10">10</a>] Nietzsche writes, &#8220;Before Socrates, the dialectical manner was repudiated in good society: it was regarded as a form of bad manners, one was compromised by it. Young people were warned against it&hellip;. Honest things, like honest men, do not carry their reasons exposed in this fashion.&#8221; Nietzsche, <i>Twilight of the Idols</i>, The Problem of Socrates 5, tr. R.J. Hollingdale (1968).
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[<a id="Socratesnote11"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor11">11</a>] <i>See, e.g.</i>, Plato, <i>Euthyphro</i>. This is not to say Socrates was impious as charged, but merely that he did not always encourage traditional piety in others.
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[<a id="Socratesnote12"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor12">12</a>] &#8220;Furthermore, the young men who follow me around of their own free will, those who have most leisure, the sons of the very rich, take pleasure in hearing people questioned; they themselves often imitate me and try to question others.&#8221; Plato, <i>Apology</i> 23c, tr. G.M.A. Grube.
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[<a id="Socratesnote13"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor13">13</a>] <i>See supra</i> <a href="#Socratesnote3">note 3</a>; <i>cf.</i> Voltaire: &#8220;Socrates is right. But he&#8217;s wrong to be right so publicly. &hellip; Where, after all, is the evil in poisoning a philosopher, especially when he&#8217;s old and ugly?&#8221; <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext03/socra10.txt">Voltaire, <i>Socrates</i>, tr. Frank J. Morlock</a>.
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[<a id="Socratesnote14"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor14">14</a>] Plato, Apology 30d&#8211;e, tr. G.M.A. Grube.
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[<a id="Socratesnote15"></a><a class="notenumber" href="#Socratesanchor15">15</a>] <a href="http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext99/grgis10.txt">Plato, <i>Gorgias</i>, tr. Bejamin Jowett.</a>
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		<title>She gave me flowers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2006 15:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Emmy gave me tulips Tuesday because&#8230; well, because she&#8217;s wonderful like that. NP: Colin Hay, Beautiful World]]></description>
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Emmy gave me tulips Tuesday because&hellip; well, because she&#8217;s wonderful like that.
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NP: Colin Hay, <i>Beautiful World</i></p>
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		<title>Truth, Correspondence Theory of</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:18:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[About a week ago, during my Evidence class, my professor (who tells us the best way to study for our final is &#8220;studying and discussing with your fellow students whatever you find genuinely interesting in the course&#8221;, so far a refreshingly diminutive set of materials) off-handedly mentioned the &#8220;Correspondence Theory of Truth&#8221; a couple of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About a week ago, during my Evidence class, my professor (who tells us the best way to study for our final is &#8220;studying and discussing with your fellow students whatever you find genuinely interesting in the course&#8221;, so far a refreshingly diminutive set of materials) off-handedly mentioned the &#8220;Correspondence Theory of Truth&#8221; a couple of times. I must admit that I was unable to follow much of the discussion, or to make much sense of it, but I was inspired to recall my undergraduate course in Epistemology, and to reconsider the Correspondence &#8220;Theory&#8221; through the foggy lens of my more mature current state of thinking. I have since considered it at very great length, studying both its most vociferous supporters and its most ardent critics. I have traversed the depths of scholarship on the subject, and am prepared to say, without hesitation, that the Correspondence Theory of Truth is, in a word, total <a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=bunkum">buncombe</a>.
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The theory begins with the daring question of what it means for a proposition to be true. Philosophers, of course, have never shied from the difficult questions (except, of course, that they almost <em>always</em> shy away from them&#8212;by refusing to acknowledge them as questions, or by answering slightly different questions, or by attacking the questioner&#8217;s integrity, or by offering asinine answers to them, in earnest, with straight and serious mien&#8212;<i>see, e.g.</i>, Socrates&#8217; definition of &#8220;justice&#8221; in Plato&#8217;s <i>Republic</i>). Many people trace the Correspondence Theory as far back as Aristotle, who brilliantly stated that stating what is, is, is &#8220;true&#8221;, and stating that what isn&#8217;t, is, isn&#8217;t. <a href="http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/cgi-bin/ptext?doc=Perseus:text:1999.01.0051:book=4:section=1011b"><i>Metaphysics</i> 1011b25</a> (my translation). Presumably, Aristotle would have stated that his statement is true, which would have been, if his theory were true, a true statement.
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We would have to wait more than a thousand years for a more intelligible articulation of the theory. It was the indomitable and infallible Aquinas who wrote: &#8220;Veritas est adaequatio rei et intellectus&#8221; [truth is the equation of the thing and the intellect]. <i>De Veritate</i> Q.1, A.1&amp;3. That is, a statement is true precisely when it corresponds to the fact of the matter. To put it still more bluntly, a statement is true if and only if it is not false. Aquinas&#8217; accomplishment lay chiefly in shifting the discourse from the outr&eacute; Greek to the far more civilized (and easier to translate) Latin tongue. Clearly we have made progress.
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There was, however, still much progress to be made. In 1921, Wittgenstein published his groundbreaking <i>Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus</i>, which consists of a mere seven statements (with explanatory notes). The principal statements were as follows:
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    The world is all that is the case.
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    What is the case&#8212;a fact&#8212;is the existence of states of affairs.
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    A logical picture of facts is a thought.
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    A thought is a proposition with a sense.
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    A proposition is a truth-function of elementary propositions.<br />(An elementary proposition is a truth-function of itself.)
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    The general form of a truth-function is [<i>p, &xi;, N(&xi;)</i>]. This is the general form of a proposition.
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     What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.
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Wittgenstein, <i>Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus</i> (tr. D.F. Pears and B.F. McGuinness). One might well wish that Wittgenstein had heeded his final statement, and passed over the Correspondence Theory with a more determined silence, but he advanced the field considerably, as one can see when one perceives how the constituent statements are related to each other. [I note in passing that Wittgenstein referred to the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necker_cube">Necker cube</a> in explaining his fifth statement, writing: "To perceive a complex means to perceive that its constituents are related to one another in such and such a way. This no doubt also explains why there are two possible ways of seeing [the Necker cube] as a cube; and all similar phenomena. For we really see two different facts.&#8221; <i>Id.</i> at 5.5423.] Taken as a complex, the <i>Tractatus</i> suggests that a truth-function <em>with a sense</em> is a logical picture of the world, or of a fact, or of a state of affairs. Propositions are <em>true</em> when they constitute a true picture of the world. We owe Wittgenstein a very great debt indeed for pointing out that only propositions <em>with a sense</em> may be deemed true or false; senseless propositions are merely <em>publishable</em>.
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Modern philosophers, most recently led by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Malet_Armstrong">David Armstrong</a>, have refined Wittgenstein&#8217;s advancement still further. Now, rather than saying that propositions present a &#8220;picture&#8221; of the world, they talk about propositions &#8220;corresponding&#8221; to the world, or the facts, or the states of affairs. With this development, we were finally able to assign a <em>name</em> to the theory, an absolutely essential step for the fruitful continuation of a discourse. Unfortunately, it also highlighted the problem that propositions are not facts, facts are not propositions, and that it isn&#8217;t clear what it means for th&#8217;un to &#8220;correspond&#8221; to t&#8217;other. Armstrong saved us all from certain doom with the assertion of the almighty &#8220;<a href="http://ndpr.nd.edu/review.cfm?id=3422">truth-maker</a>&#8221; (sadly, talk of &#8220;<a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=falsity-makers">falsity-makers</a>&#8221; is far less common). A &#8220;truth-maker&#8221; is whatever ensures that a certain proposition is true, <i>i.e.</i>, that it corresponds to a certain fact or state of affairs. Thus, the new Correspondence Theory of Truth holds that a proposition (with a sense) is true precisely when there exists a &#8220;truth-maker&#8221; that makes it correspond to the fact of the matter. Obviously.
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What is, perhaps, the most surprising development in all of this is that the Theory is not accepted by all who encounter its imponderable brilliance. The Theory has critics. Quite clearly, anyone who rejects the Theory on the idea that a proposition might be true even when it is false isn&#8217;t worth listening to (but, again, publication in Philosophy journals is hardly ruled out). Some philosophers have, however, begun to notice that facts and states of affairs may not be the same thing, and great battles are being fought over whether propositions are true when they correspond to facts, or whether correspondence to states of affairs is necessary. Many good people have died in the fight. Furthermore, Armstrong is not without his dissenters. While Armstrong suggests that truth and falsity are appropriate predicates only of propositions, for only propositions admit of internal truth-making relations, many philosophers believe that a theory of truth is also required, not just for propositions, but for assertions, beliefs, thoughts, ideas, judgments, statements, utterances, and sentences as well. It is doubtful whether anyone at all will survive if the fact/state battle is fought anew on each new battleground. It may simply be best for the species to abandon the Theory altogether.
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NP: Screeching Weasel, <i>My Brain Hurts</i></p>
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		<title>Phoenix Rising</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:45:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, I am placing my (not-so) temporary moratorium on posting under a temporary moratorium. I have been encouraged by my Evidence Professor to begin blogging again, so from time to time for at least the next three weeks (until the class ends), I will try to post a few thoughts, most likely tangentially related to [...]]]></description>
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So, I am placing my (not-so) temporary moratorium on posting under a temporary moratorium. I have been encouraged by my Evidence Professor to begin blogging again, so from time to time for at least the next three weeks (until the class ends), I will try to post a few thoughts, most likely tangentially related to class discussions. Then I&#8217;ll probably stop again, because being lazy is <em>fun</em>.
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NP: R&ouml;yksopp, <i>What Else Is There?</i></p>
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		<title>Weblog Temporarily Disabled</title>
		<link>http://michaelhoke.name/oldblog/2005/03/12/weblog-temporarily-disabled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2005 23:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, it seems not to be temporary. I moved to Boston months ago, and haven&#8217;t written anything since, so signs are bad. If you need to get a hold of me, please see the contact page. I don&#8217;t always respond quickly, but I do try to respond. Update [9/6/2005]: I just switched servers, and I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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Actually, it seems not to be temporary. I moved to Boston months ago, and haven&#8217;t written anything since, so signs are bad. If you need to get a hold of me, please see the <a href="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/?page_id=112">contact page</a>. I don&#8217;t always respond quickly, but I do try to respond.
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<strong>Update [9/6/2005]</strong>: I just switched servers, and I&#8217;m redoing all my <a href="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/">photos</a>, so many of the links here are broken. They will be for awhile. Apologies to anyone who clicks and gets the 404, but I figure you&#8217;re a pretty small audience, and school&#8217;s starting up, so I&#8217;m a bit busy now.
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NP: The Alkaline Trio, <i>Stupid Kid</i></p>
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		<title>Fun in the Sun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2004 07:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week I attended the 22nd annual croquet match between St. John&#8217;s College and the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD. Several of my co-workers attended St. John&#8217;s, and the event is for them a sort of homecoming. Hundreds, if not thousands, of alumni were on campus not so much to watch the match as [...]]]></description>
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Last week I attended the 22nd annual <a href="http://www.jokeofalltrades.com/gallery2/v/events_and_trips/2004-04-24_St_Johns_Croquet/">croquet match</a> between St. John&#8217;s College and the U.S. Naval Academy in Annapolis, MD. Several of my co-workers attended St. John&#8217;s, and the event is for them a sort of homecoming. Hundreds, if not thousands, of alumni were on campus not so much to watch the match as to dress in funny clothes and reconnect with classmates. The amount of alcohol consumed in the sun was absolutely astounding. The &#8220;athletes&#8221; from St. John&#8217;s imbibed as much as anyone, and frequently could be seen with two drinks in hand&#8212;while playing. Nevertheless (or perhaps as a result), the Johnnies took the tournament handily, winning four of the five matches played. That night, we also attended a cotillion in the St. John&#8217;s dining hall, complete with swing band, champagne, and strawberries and cream at midnight. It was quite a way to spend a day.
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NP: Palace, <i>New Partner</i></p>
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